Going Postal

Today is National Postal Worker’s day where we come together in celebration of those people who deluver your monthly bills. Those hard workers who stuff your mailbox with junk mail advertising discount rates for Dish network and who bring you coupons for Pizza Hut and Ihop so you can clog your arteries and elevate your cholesterol. Let us celebrate the people who make us stand in one line while never opening another window as we slowly watch our lives drift by. Say thank you America to the people who charge you $2 dollars for a 25 cent stamp. Show your appreciation to the people who promise over night delivery and then say, “I don’t know what could have happened,” when it hasn’t reached it’s destination two weeks later. Yes America let us give thanks to those hard working men and women who only last week delivered those Christmas cards from 1982. God Bless the American Postal Srrvice. 🇺🇸