The Truth is Out There (maybe)

This my second blog post of the day. I said something that needed to be said, but now I’m saying something just because I want to.

Today is World UFO day, the day Star Trek geeks and Star Wars nerds (is there any difference between the two?) climb out of their basement and into the shower (maybe) before venturing into the world (or online) to learn if anyone of them, who can’t get a date, has found out if E.T. is truly hiding in the shed.

Let me be clear…I’m a believer. It takes someone Alyssa Milano stupid to believe that in a universe so vast that we are the only ones alive in it. So yes, I believe there is life out there, but when you have people like Alyssa Milano or Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez along with a massive throng of idiots walking around under the mistaken assumption that they are smart, then maybe that explains why they’ve never made contact. Would you want to talk to us? Perhaps, they’re also in search of intelligent life. They took a look at planet Earth and decided there was nothing to see here. Or maybe, just maybe, we’re their favorite reality t.v. show. Maybe Buck Weezer from French Lick, Indiana (where all Frenchmen fear to go) or Frank. Clutterbuck of Nose Hair, New Jersey (where no tweezers have ever survived) is the a huge intergalactic star who keeps the galaxy entertained.

The Truth is Out There (maybe)