Today is my birthday! Happy Birthday to me! Today is my birthday! Gonna have a good time!..and you know whar? I have. Sure I’m a year older but I still look pretty good and even more importantly…wait for it…I’m not fat! That’s right I don’t look like Fats Domino or Minnesota Fats or anyone with fats in their name. 😁
That said let’s talk about my birthday, January 30th. Many famous people have been born on this day, Franklin Roosevelt, Dick Cheney, Phil Collins, Christian Bale and the greatest of them all, Gene Hackman. That’s right the man who gave us Popeye Doyal and the French Connection share the same birthday as me. More truthfully I have graciouslt allowed these other men to use my birthday because the only one who claims this day is me. Any questions? I didn’t think so. Anyway the day is almost over and another 364 days until my birthday comes around again. In the meantime, enjoy yourselves and don’t get fat, unless you already are, in which case disregard my previous advice.
A Fifth of Brian 