Fat Sunday

You’ve heard of Fat Tiesday? I’m inventing a new holiday: Fat Sunday which will be the same day as Super Bowl Sunday. Might as well be called that because it’s the one day per year that we are all guaranteed to sit in front of our televisions and stuff ourselves until our pants are bursting. After having eaten ribs and fries I have chips and dip on the table in front of me. I’m not even fat but I’m working on it. 😁

So I say enjoy the game, watch the commercials, (Puppy, monkey, baby, that’s for one person in particular 😁) and eat until you break your toilet. There goes that New Year’s resolution to lose weight and it’s only February. See you tomorrow fatso. 😁