Are you as sick of hearing about the Coronavirus as much as I am. Everyday nothing but wall to wall Corina. Well I have a an easy enough cure for it.
Ready?
Put down your remotes and snacks because here it is…
Stop drinking Corona beer.
There you go. Stop drinking that shitty light beer. Corona beer is the source of the disease, right?…don’t drink it anymore and you won’t be stuck inside with the wife (husband if you’re a woman) and the screaming kids. Switch to Miller, Coors or Heineken and thoughts of murder won’t enter your mind (no more than usual amyway).
Also…
Drinking other types of alcohol will expand your horizons. I know, you’re thinking it doesn’t matter what you drink, drunk is drunk, no. There are different kindd of drunk and whiskey drunk is so much more high quality than beer drunk. What about vodka or rum? Those work to and if you insist upon beer try another brand. You’ll still take the piss but be providing a service to the economy. It’s the perfect time, with people are self-quaranting there are fewer cars on the street so less chance of hitting something while driving drunk. So America hit the bars and the liquor stores, buy anything but Corona, you’ll be providing a service to the economy and helping to defeat the virus at the same time. God Bless America and your livers. Cheers. 🇺🇸🍺
A Fifth of Brian 