Lucy Liu, Lucy Liu, Lucy Liu. Sorry, you’ll have to bear with me, I just discovered I really enjoy saying Lucy Liu. Lucy Liu, Lucy Liu, Lucy Liu. I could say that all day. 😁
Okay enough of that.
The reason for this posting is to warn you of the threat that is Lucy Liu. That being that you can never trust her. She’s like that Batman villian Two Face flipping a coin to see which side she’ll come down on, good or evil.
First she’s a detective working for Charles Townsend and then she takes all of the skills she learned and becomes an international assassin before taking over the Japanese underworld climaxing with a bloody sword fight with a woman who looks a lot like Uma Thurman after turning the House of Blue Leaves into a slaughterhouse. Who’d want to eat there after that?
Then in an obvious attempt to repair her public image she becomes a consulting detective with that Englishmen who used to be married to Angelina Jolie, Sick Boy in Trainspotting. Who’d want to be friends with a guy called Sick Boy? I sure wouldn’t want him near my food. Anyway back to Lucy Liu, Lucy Liu, Lucy Liu, saying it once is never enough. Okay as I was saying, the woman can’t be trusted. It’s only a matter of time before she again goes over to the dark side and perpetrates some terrible evil, maybe this time having to be stopped by Vin Diesel, the Rock or whomever is playing James Bond. Over the sake of humanity stop Lucy Liu now. Lucy Lucy, Lucy Liu, Lucy Liu…I just can’t say it once. 😁
A Fifth of Brian 