“I’ve put crinkle cut fries on the shopping list for when you visit,” I said.
“You better change that! I’ll throw them off your balcony!” says a spoiled and irate Poops Ahoy.
Poops Ahoy discriminates against french fries crinkle cut french fries. That’s right you heard me. She would say she has discriminating taste. See? She just proved she discriminates.
Doesn’t mean she doesn’t like French fries. Poops Ahoy loves them. As long as they’re straight. Holy cow! She even discriminates against them for not being straight. Who knew? I wonder if she could be sued for this. That said Poops Ahoy only favors straight fries. It’s not as though crinkly cut fries can help not bring born straight. But McDonald’s fries, Burger King, sure but those poor crinkly cuts who’ve never done anything to anyone, she won’t have anything to do with. Booooo!
Until next time. 🇺🇸
A Fifth of Brian 