“Run muther f*#cker!”
“My dog could catch better than that!”
They say that those who can play, and those who can’t coach. You prove that those who can neither play nor coach, sit in the stands with their shirts off, fat white bellies glistening in the sun and shout obscenities. Thanks to you the team is spurred on to victory with such helpful tips as:
“Throw it!”
And…
“Catch the f*#cking ball!”
“You stink!”
“That sucks!”
And let us not forget:
“What a bunch of losers!”
And any number of psychological ways which you help the team to improve. Proving that while there is no “I” in team, thanks to you, there will always be an “F” and a “U.”
Until next time. 🇺🇸
A Fifth of Brian 