It’s baseball season! So today I thought we would discuss that all important position that keeps fat and over the hill players on the team payroll long after their prime.
The Designated Hitter.
Baseball is a game of skill, athleticism and strategy. Not that you would know because you’re position doesn’t even require you to own a glove. The only thing your required to do is go to the plate several times per game and hit the ball harder than Ike did Tina Turner. Still we would rather see you at the plate than some pitcher with a lower batting average than Maxine Waters’ I.Q.
So raise a glass to the man who is mostly paid to sleep and scratch himself through 162 games per year (unless the team makes the post-season.) Running, catching and throwing are overrated anyway.
Until next time. 🇺🇸
A Fifth of Brian 