We’ve talked about the designated hitter, the designated sitter, today we’re going to talk about someone equally important, only not really, yes I’m talking about…
The Ceremonial First Pitch Thrower Outer Guy.
Dressed in slacks, a button down shirt, the cap of the home team and absolutely no athletic talent whatsoever, you take to the mound and boldly announce, “Im here to make a complete ass of myself.” Over the backstop, halfway to the plate, over the catchers head and into the umpire’s groin. You’re fastball has been clocked at a heart stopping six miles an hour. So here’s to you O’ Sultan of the slider. Sometimes making fun of you is the best part of the game.
Until next time, try and enjoy the daylight. 😎🚬
A Fifth of Brian 