The London Bridge Tragedy.

This morning while visiting the doctor for a routine checkup, from a child’s electric device I heard about a terrible news event as it was happening: London Bridge is falling down!

And worse, some poor man’s fair lady is suffering from severe short-term memory loss, because he had to repeat it 28 times. Even more strange, why was he singing it?

I was unable to concentrate while my doctor examined me, worrying about those poor people trapped on London Bridge as it fell. Who was responsible for this? Was it a terrorist attack? Maybe the bridge has become damaged from all of the daily traffic traveling over it for all of these years. O’ the humanity!

I rushed home and turned on the television trying to find any up to the minute news about the bridge…

Nothing. At least so far. Nothing I can find on the internet either. But I’m still looking. I wish I knew how the poor lady with the horrible short-term memory problem is doing. Not that she would remember for long anyway.

When I find news about the bridge I’ll let you know.

Until next time, avoid bridges, because you never know. 😎🚬