The Early Bird Can Have The Worm

Right now my fiancee is sleeping. If she’s not doing that she’s pooping, that’s why she’s known as Poops Ahoy. That’s for another time, what today’s subject is about is her sleeping, (her snoring, will come in a future post and is and will be a LOT longer subject).

Old Poops is not one for early mornings or even late ones, in fact whenever possible, doesn’t do mornings at all. As proof try talking to her on a weekend before one in the afternoon. But yesterday was different.

Yesterday, we had to leave early for a long drive to the city to hunt for an apartment. (We got it and start moving in soon). She made the “I hate mornings face,” think I’ll get her a coffee mug that say it. Me trying to be cheerful said, “the early bird gets the worm,” a bit cliched I know, but not her response…

“I DON’T WANT THE WORM!”

Couldn’t argue with that. In her mind the early bird can have the worm, worms are gross and mornings suck. And this is who I’m marrying in a little over a month. Yeah, I’m one lucky guy.

Until next time, Be good or Be good at it. 😎🚬