Latest Update
Hey everyone. It’s been a while since we spoke. Over a year in fact. I hope everyone is doing well. A lot has happened to me since my last posting. I moved from the town I was living back to the city. The small-town experience is over. I went for five long years, and I’m done. I met a lot of great people, but it wasn’t for me.
Now, here’s the big news…ready?…
I got married. That’s right, the world’s most eligible bachelor is now off the market. I’m now married to the woman, the legend, the Queen of all toilet cloggers, Poops Ahoy. In fact, today is our one-year anniversary and I could not be happier. I love my wife and I’m hoping for many happy years together, but let’s make it quieter years. She would kill me if she knew I was posting this, but my wife snores so loudly that I often think we’ve moved next door to the airport. We are hoping to have a child soon and we have already chosen the names. If it is a boy, his name will be Nicholas James. If it is a girl, her name will be Disappointing Alternative. Just kidding, her name will be Olivia Grace. Maybe we get really lucky and have both…or twins!
Enough good cheer, I’m back now and will be posting about humorous things from my twisted imagination, but there are also serious events taking place that I feel deserve comment and discussion. See you soon.
Until next time, be good or be good at it.
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