I know I went off on Biden yesterday and said a lot of things that could be taken as less than kind. With that in mind I would just like to say, I meant every damn word of it. Now after having had a night to think things, I’ve decided, ‘Bitch I’ve got something else to say.’
Sleppy Joe, Creepy Joe, Sloppy Joe, take your pick, all of them fit. But for the purpose of time constraints, we’ll focus on the ‘Sleepy Joe,’ part, which is practically what he did during Thursday’s debate. That moniker is now not only a much-deserved term of derision but an undeniable fact. To call him ‘sleepy,’ is not a detriment that has come with age, it’s who he is, having sleep-walked his way through life. His senate colleagues, when describing him, never once failed to qualify their remarks, always saying what a hail fellow he is, right before telling the listener that he has the IQ of an ashtray. Biden’s entire career has been nothing but an exercise in laziness and mediocrity. A company man whose company is the democratic party. He is a man who has spent his entire adult life in public office because he could never succeed in the real world. Easily the least qualified and unintelligent man to ever hold the presidency, considering some of the past White House occupants have included such names as Millard Fillmore, Franklin Pierce and James Buchanan, that is saying something.
As I stated in yesterday’s post, I first learned of Joe Biden, during high school, long before the days of his hair plugs and the ‘my butt is wiped,’ boast. I found him during interviews to be braggart, and whom like most, was without cause to be. Three times, Biden has run for the presidency, over the span of thirty years never, receiving more than one percent support. His 2020 campaign was going nowhere but Hell, after not only losing Iowa but finishing fifth in New Hampshire. That was until the power brokers of the democratic party applied pressure behind the scenes to force the other candidates to drop out, in order to prevent Bernie Sanders from winning the nomination.
Some history of old Sleepy Joe. Declaring for the 1988 presidential race, he was forced to drop out in disgrace, the year before the first vote was ever cast. Why? In a foreshadowing of coming dishonesty, it was revealed he had not only plagiarized the speeches of Labor Leader Neil Kinnock, but further accusations of the same thing were discovered from his time in law school. Move forward fifteen years to his second attempt in 2008. An even more unimpressive campaign from an equally unimpressive man, causing controversy when he described Obama as ‘articulate smart’ and my personal favorite, ‘clean,’ as if he were the first black person to ever discover soap. Biden withdrew soon after, his second try ending even less notably than the first.
That’s brings us to time number three. As they say, third times a charm, (but not for the country, the past four years having proven that). Understanding the shoddy material, that they were given to work with and unlike the candidate, who even now delusionally believes himself to be a towering world figure, they hatched brilliant scheme for the coming election. Keep him in the basement and out of sight as much as humanly possible. The hysteria of the Covid panic provided them all the excuse they needed. Limiting interviews to the mostly virtual, only conducting in-person ones, whenever it was necessary his overseers stood behind him like a Praetorian Guard, ready to end the interview whenever it appeared Joe was going to act like Joe and spoil their carefully laid plans. As Obama said, ‘never underestimate Joe’s ability to fuck things up.’ Even then, with Covid, the George Floyd riots and stopping a roaring economy on a dime. Biden still barely defeated Donald Trump, in a highly contested election, where the system stacked the deck against the incumbent. The New York Times even gave it a name, ‘fortification,’ not only boasting how they had gotten away with it, but everyone was now powerless to do anything about it. Result, the most undeserving man to ever waste oxygen, achieved his lifelong dream, leaving the rest of us just hoping to survive what we ‘rightfully’ feared would be four years of carnage.
The powers that be, the democratic party, the media and the bureaucrats of the deep state, celebrated the cleansing of the Trump Stain. What resulted was not a new golden age but the beginning of four-year long disaster, the result of having put a disaster of a man in charge. Last Thursday night the empty shell that has always been Joe Biden was glaringly exposed to all of the world. A substandard man of substandard intelligence, with a lifetime of no accomplishments, who has leeched off of the public for fifty years, in a field that rewards such mediocrity. To have the man he thought he had defeated, return stronger than before, to vanquish him, is an ending worthy of a Hollywood blockbuster and poetic justice.
Until next time, be good or be good at it.
A Fifth of Brian 