The Ball and Chain Qualification

What kind of woman would I want for a wife?

The answer is simple, a good woman, no bitches, thank you very much. I want a good wife, I want more than one if they are especially good (minus the alimony payments). If I was settled, I’d stop all of this devil may care nonsense and trick some poor girl into marrying me. But I wouldn’t expect to be worthy of her, I would not have a girl who found me worthy. She wouldn’t do or be responsible enough. It’s all a high wire act picking the right woman, pick the wrong one and you might get stuck with a nag. That’s what’s called a starter wife and it’s also that first dreaded experience with alimony.