I’ve just learned of the greatest job ever created. Prostitute Tester for Brothels. Yes this is actually a job and quiet the thriving industry in Germany and Chile and even now at Nevada’s Moonlite Bunny Ranch, although they call it Quality Control Tester. The lucky guy not only get to have sex with women applying to be prostitutes, but gets to rate their performances.
It’s more than getting your Willy Wonka’d though. You have to judge their cleanliness and personality. So yeah don’t be a bitch and clip those filthy toe nails. They’d get a failing grade with me for that one. The job at Moonlite pays 24,000 per year. Not much and yeah the prostitutes make more but it’s not about the money (at least for you, it is for them) it’s about the fringe benefits. What other job not only encourages you to get your freak on but requires it? Good luck to the guy who gets this job because there’s a whole planet of men who’ll be jealous as hell.
A Fifth of Brian 
Talk about a dirty job. What if she isn’t clean? There goes your job! Your member can fall off like Chuck Negron. Do you get medical, dental, vision and a 401k?
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