A nothing out of the ordinary kind of day

I’m starting this post with nothing to write about so I’m just taking up space. I’m certain that’s how some radio talk show hosts feel some days. I was going to write about Erica Thomas and her fake racial hoax but I’ve decided she’s not worth the trouble today. Tune in tomorrow I’ll probably have something to say about it then.

Went to the mailbox and found my electric bill. $85.24. How did that happen when there’s only one person living here? If my girlfriend was staying with me I’d expect this in the water bill. (She spends three hours in the bathroom every morning).

Damn I really don’t have anything to write about today. Sure I’m still interesting and AWESOME even when bored and it’s better to be me than everyone else on planet Earth (did I say that out loud?) Sorry. Not for saying it because…well yeah it’s true, but for letting you know it is. πŸ˜„

Oh well. Nothing much more to say. I’m not sure I’ve said anything today. Times are good in America when all I have to talk about is that nothing is going on. It causes me to think of that Stuart Smalley closing, “This wasn’t my best show today and that’s…okay. I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog gone it, people like me.” Meh. See you tomorrow.

One thought on “A nothing out of the ordinary kind of day

  1. I know for a fact that your girlfriend doesn’t spend 3 hours in the bathroom. 😑 Exaggerate much?

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