Little Miss Dangerous

She’s back, the most dangerous woman of Chinese extraction alive! Madam Mao? No she’s dead. I’m talking about someone even more deadly, I’m talking about…LUCY LIU!

That’s right! After murdering her husband and sister in Chicago, taking over the Japanese underworld in Kill Bill, then seven years spent investigating murders with Angelina Jolie’s first ex-husband Sick Boy, so she could learn to be better at it, she’s back with a new series called wait for it…Why Women Kill.

See? She’s not even trying to hide it this time. It’s in the title, proof that some poor slob is going to be made into man kabobs. What’s worse is that a major network, CBS, is going to allow this to happen on their airwaves. Awful.

I urge everyone to this call CBS in protest before it’s two late and Lucy Liu’s blood thirst is quenched once again. Me I’ll be hiding somewhere see can’t find me.

Until next time.