Do you want to save money? Sure we all do. I’m going to give you a tip how to do so right now. You can save a fortune on your water bill by bathing in the rain. That’s right, grab a bar of soap, some shampoo, don’t use any real poo because it only defeats the bathing process, don’t forget your rubber duckie and get yourself clean.
I got the idea this morning when it started raining cat’s and dogs here (not literally) and thought that if you’re going to be rained on anyway, then why not put it to use. Now I know what you’re thinking (no I don’t, I only know what I’m thinking and that’s what’s important), if you only bathe in the rain, how are you supposed to stay clean when it doesn’t? Answer: stink until it rains. If you don’t like that then find your own solution, I’m just telling you a way to save money.
Until next time, live long and stink. 😷
A Fifth of Brian 
I’m only happy when it rains! Pour your misery down on meeeee… Anyway, it’s the only time I get to wash my feet 🦶😁
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That’s because they’re so big they only fit outside.
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