Now smell this

Today we’re going to talk about someone who is hazardous to your health. Not Dr. Fauci, although that is a natural assumption. We’re going to talk about that man who not only offends someone with delicate nasal passages, but could also make the statue of a gargoyle flinch, we’re talking about:

The TOO MUCH COLOGNE WEARER GUY!

Like an early warning system, your cologne announces your imminent arrival five minutes before you do.

Here a splish, there a splash, splish splash you’re taking a bath. You don’t stop until every inch of you is covered in stink from a fancy bottle.

Woke up late. No time to shower. No worries. You’ve got ten gallons of cologne and a full proof plan that no amount of body odor can face.

So here’s to you, Guy who wears too much cologne. It’s the sweet smell of success to you. But to the rest of us, it just stinks.

Until next time. 🇺🇸