While watching the news this morning, if you can call anything out of the mouths of these talking heads news, I saw a story about mail order brides, so I thought hell, let’s talk about that. So your up Mr. Mail Order Bride Casanova.
Some men look through an IKEA catalogue to order furniture. You look through a catalog in order to find a woman to clean the furniture, (make sure they do windows). Czech, Ukrainian, Russian or any number of foreign countries. Nothing says love like the quick swipe of a credit card right before the nuptials. Women dream of hearing a man say, “I do,” in your case it’s, “I do agree to pay $5,000 America upfront.” We salute you O’ Credit Card Casanova, because while your bride may full priced, you’ll always be the better half.
Until next time. 🇺🇸
A Fifth of Brian 
Your girlfriend will not clean the windows, but she will give you an abundance of cuddles for FREE. No money exchange whatsoever! What a great deal for you 😁👍🏼
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Has to be a market for it. Sorry, none here. 😁
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