Yesterday I listened to my Twitter buddy SavageKC, tell a guest on her podcast that she’s not just blowing smoke up his ass. That got me to thinking (keep your comments to yourself) is that thing? Blowing smoke up someone’s ass? That had to get started somewhere or it would not have become a saying. I could have researched it, but if I had then it would have made this blog post unnecessary. So I’m wondering, could this have been some type of profession? If so, how did you apply for it?
Seriously?
Blowing smoke up a person’s ass isn’t as self explanatory as it sounds. Is it some type of pervy pleasure? A woman smoking a cigarette and then leaning in to blow it up a paying customers behind? Sorry, I’ll keep my money. Besides for a job like this I’m certain one of the requirements is to have iron clad nasal passages. Sure as a fat man wants food, some of the smoke that goes up his ass is going to go out of it with greater and deadly force. Think before you apply. This quiet literally is a stinking job.
Until next time. 🇺🇸
A Fifth of Brian 
Yeah, who wants to do that? If someone does, they better wear eye protection! Some of that smoke could cause that butthole to be ticklish and then what? A catastrophe… that’s what!
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