Today is Labor Day. That dreaded day day where every woman in America, who’s a pregnasaurus goes into labor. How does that happen? Is it like when there periods sync up? Whatever causes it, today is the day when the population explodes and the lives of men across America are ruined for the next 18 years. Longer if the make the same mistake twice.
Some men, those who haven’t thought it out better, may find today a relief. Who can blame them after 9 months of morning sickness, increased sex drives and whining that they want their bellies rubbed. Anything would seem better after that. Right? Wrong. See the end of the previous paragraph.
There’s a lesson to be learned here men. If you don’t want to be in a delivery room being screamed at, “YOU DID THIS TO ME!” as if she had nothing to do with it. Or you don’t want to find yourselves outside in the waiting room wondering how this happened. The next time your woman comes onto you, tell her you have a headache.
Until next time. Keep your pants zipped. 😎🚬
A Fifth of Brian 
I’m sorry Mr. Armstrong, but you have the day all wrong. It’s the day when men show their women how much they love them and do all the household chores. 😂
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You should change your name to Hope Springs Eternal
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