Eat that Chicken Mother Clucker

It’s time! It’s Time! To raise your cholesterol levels America because it’s National Fried Chicken Day. The day, just like any other, when you can walk into any Popeye’s or KFC and the employees will gladly give you the bird (when you’re not looking). The day, just like any other, where PETA throws a fit because you’re not eating your lawn grass and bee spit, but celebrating fried chicken day by eating what else…fried chicken. Yum yum. 😋

Fried Chicken originally comes from the Greek, Frieonus Chickonius, meaning to cook that fucking ugly bird and to the credit of mankind, we’ve been doing it ever since. It’s just one more thing given to us by the Sons of Aryas. It’s even so good that a congressman ate from a bucket of KFC during a hearing. Nothing says lovin’ like a fat bald gassbag with grease on his jowls.

So eat up everyone. A chicken that’s no longer giving eggs is giving its all so you can belch happily. One more thing, make sure when you order fries with it, they’re crinkly cut. I know somebody who hates those, so it’s more fries for you. (Burp)